Queen Exercise
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Why do I find myself singing the lyrics from "Dancing Queen" by ABBA whenever I watch?
A Richard Simmon's exercise video?
John T...for shame! It is not nice to tease. Besides, I outrank you and you ought to heed your own advice.
I can just see you 'doin' the pony,' and the 'mashed potato'
Fo' mo', three mo', two mo' and SWITCH.
Lol, Bilbo...the picture is quite titillating. I can envision this Hobbit with huge, hairy feet 'prancing' around the living room, 'sweatin' to the oldies!'
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The Queen and Her Jester, Role Play
What every queen needs is a loyal, grovelling servant. Is your man ready to kneel at your feet, or will he need some encouragement? How about a sexy Queen of Hearts outfit to get him weak at the knees?
Deciding what to wear when you're playing queen is a piece of cake. You can wear whatever you damn well please! So long as your man is ready to worship you from head to toe, you may think an elegant and daring body suit is the most suitable item for lounging around on silken pillows. Maybe a tiara will help to keep your head held high while your man knuckles down and applies lotion to your skin. Keep a close eye on your flunkey's work, make sure he covers every inch.
Being a queen isn't all fun and games, though. You'll have the tiresome job of ordering your man to carry out whatever your heart desires, from bringing you chocolates to painting your nails. Make sure he addresses you with the proper formality, he should call you 'your majesty' and 'your highness every time he dares to speak, otherwise it's off with his head!
If you tire of having a minion run around after you, plump up your pillows and give you foot massages, you may want to get your man to take on the role of jester and entertain you for a little while. These days, the best jesters use very special magic wands to please their mistress, a double pleasure vibe is sure to put a smile on the face of even the most difficult to please queen!
Just remember, your jester's job is to attend to your every whim. If he acts up, you may need to exercise your regal rights and give him a taste of the queen's punishment. The flick of a long leather whip should be enough to keep him in line!
Swap over!
It's only fair, if you've been queen for a day, you've got to return the favor. Set your man up with a proper throne and a silk robe as his kingly attire and try out this cute jester costume for his entertainment! Remember, the king can order you to carry out whatever he desires, and you'll have to work hard to keep him happy.
What would really entertain him? How about reading him a passage from your favorite erotic novel or try some of the top shelf magazines for real life sexy stories to arouse your majesty.
For those jester girls who want to heat up that blue blood, try treating him to a display of acrobatics, stand with your back to him and touch your toes. If you've 'forgotten' to put on any panties, you're sure to gain the royal seal of approval.
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